I love the lead of this AP story on the Phillies signing Ryan Franklin:
The Phillies made a move to bolster their starting rotation, agreeing Thursday to a $2.6 million, one-year contract with right-hander Ryan Franklin.
Bolster? If signing Ryan Franklin "bolsters" your rotation, either A) your pitching is rancidly horrible or B) you don't know Ryan Franklin.
Posted by Jason Thornbury at 1/5/2006 2:09:00 PM