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Posted on Monday, July 30, 2012
| Rank | Player | Pos | Team | Comment |
| 1 | Arian Foster | RB | HOU | Not a member of the Aryan Nation |
| 2 | LeSean McCoy | RB | PHI | Despises the Hatfields |
| 3 | Ray Rice | RB | BAL | Tall, slim version of MJD |
| 4 | Calvin Johnson | WR | DET | Possibly not human; risk of disqualification |
| 5 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB | State Farm ads not his finest hour |
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