Juan Uribe, though he denies it, supposedly fired a pellet gun at a guy who stepped too close to his Jeep. Come on, Juan. A pellet gun? That's all you got? Ugueth Urbina could teach him a thing or two about justice, South American style. What, you didn't have any lighter fluid or machetes handy?
UPDATE: Dominican police issued an arrest warrant for Uribe. Looks like the White Sox might be in the market for a shortstop.
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