There are five more idiots in this world than I had previously thought, and they each cast a vote for Guillen to enter the Baseball Hall of Fame. You know, the one in Cooperstown?
The guy who would have a hard time making an All-District Team in High School gets five votes to enter the Baseball Hall of Fame. Without paying the $8 like the rest of us.
Who's next? Mike Fetters? Manny Lee? Tom Paciorek?