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Neutral Zone Wrap: Beware of Shiny Objects

Evan Berofsky

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Don't be tempted by shiny objects. They may shine bright and look pretty but they often burn out quickly and end up leaving a trail of destruction.

You know the situation. You go out and buy the hottest new item because you just have to have it right away. Hundreds of dollars are shelled out for whatever it is with the hope of everlasting enjoyment. But before you can even turn it on, the problems begin. Another accessory or two must also be purchased to properly run the item. And then the many service calls and headaches that follow. Anger ensues. Then denial. And finally, remorse.


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