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NHL Playoffs: Grow up, Marchand. Grow up.

  • Brad Marchand played his best monosyllabic Neanderthal in postgame interviews. Why? Because he was upset that before Game 2, Sportsnet Canada’s Kyle Bukauskas had asked him about stomping on Cam Atkinson’s stick in OT in Game 1. Sure, the question was a touch sarcastic. But you’re going to be 31, Brad. Sportsnet is an NHL media partner. Two words, Brad: grow up.
  • Brent Burns isn’t just an offensive stud. His hip check on Mikko Rantanen left the Avs’ star with a charley horse and one good leg. It’s like getting Kronwalled, except getting Burnsed is way better.

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NHL Playoffs: First team to advance

  • On Jan. 1, the Canes had 80-1 odds to win the Cup. Today, they are the favorites at 13-4. Let that sink in. The Carolina Hurricanes.
  • The Isles were 38-2-2 this season when they scored three goals. It took three games to score three against the Canes. And they had just five total — that’s one less than Curtis Joseph had to work with in 2002-03 with the Wings. Like Cujo, Robin Lehner deserved far better.

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NHL Playoffs: Clutch is real

  • Wikipedia says “clutch”┬áis the “phenomenon of athletes under pressure, usually in the last minutes of a game, to summon strength, concentration and whatever else necessary to succeed, to perform well, and perhaps change the outcome of the game.” Wikipedia needs a picture of Justin Williams. Game winner. He’s incredible.
  • I wonder how many seconds it took Mike Babcock to text Kyle Dubas a told-you-so about Curtis McElhinney.

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