Fulton Allem

ANALYSIS
In a poll of TOUR caddies that appears in this month's issue of Golf Digest, Fultom Allem is rated as one of the most creative cursers, but also the last golfer for whom professional loopers want to work. It's no surprise--Allem has made a total of one cut all year (at the HP Classic of New Orleans), where he earned less than $10,000. That was three months ago. If you still have Fulton Allem on your team, seek immediate medical attention for your head injury.