When you think about it, facial hair and football go hand in hand, ‘cause what is more manly than football? Maybe some mutton chops? If you are a bad-ass football player, why not grow a bad-ass lumberjack beard? And if you are pulling an all-nighter to prep for your fantasy football draft, let your chin curtain unfurl, brother.
The White Mamba is returning to Boston, and his “I’m Coming Home” parody is hysterical. With several of our writers being Northwestern alumni, we like the reference he makes to the Wildcats in the story, too.
If you’re willing to take the “Scallenge,” read it here.
Don’t worry Celtics fans, he’s returning as a Comcast SportsNet announcer, not as a player.