Articles by Ken Crites

Ken was an early RotoWire contributor back in the 90’s. He now returns with the grace of Gheorghe Muresan and the wisdom of Joe Gibbs. Tweet him at @KenCrites or e-mail him at

Scalabrine Coming Home to Boston

The White Mamba is returning to Boston, and his “I’m Coming Home” parody is hysterical. With several of our writers being Northwestern alumni, we  like the reference he makes to the Wildcats in the story, too.

If you’re willing to take the “Scallenge,” read it here.

Don’t worry Celtics fans, he’s returning as a Comcast SportsNet announcer, not as a player.