NHL Playoff Observations — Opening Night

Just a few things that caught my eye:

  • I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK. Let’s be honest, P.K. Subban — that slash was premeditated. Why else would your hands be THAT close together??? Stop whining and accept your punishment.
  • Patrick Kane is an absolute beast. But man, that mullet has to go — no man with a hair line like that should grow out the hair on the back of his head. Next thing you know, he’ll be out Donalding Donald Trump.

DFS Amateur Hour – Tuesday Wrap/Wednesday Morning

You didn’t think I would blow through my entire bankroll in $2 and $5 increments without winning at least once, did you? Be honest, though, you were kind of rooting for that. I know I would be if it were someone else’s blog. Imagine the desperation as the bankroll got below $500 without a single win!

Let’s keep it in perspective, though. I won $20 on my two $2 entries, netting me a profit of $16. That puts my bankroll at $969.