O, Roto God! What have I done to offend thee? I prayest to thou every day. Preparest for my leagues diligently. Checkest Rotowire hourly. And what do I get? Injuries! Injuries to all my players!
And when I losest Nomar and Chipper in the same weekend and try to makest up for it by trading Ryan Howard and underachieving Dave Bush and Aaron Heilman for Aramis Ramirez and Pedro Martinez, what dost thou give me?
And when Chipper comes back and I can't activate him in my lineup, he hittest three home runs? While I havest Steve Finley and Hector Luna still in my active lineup?
And why would thou puttest Jose Valverde and Elizardo Ramirez in my path if thou wanted me to avoidest them? And why would thou let me pickest up Jason Jennings, only to let me trade him before he did me any good?
O Roto God! What can I do to make you love me?