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Why you should pick the Arizona Cardinals...

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because that is who Maya Angelou is picking. Yes ESPN.com, for whatever reason, decided to ask celebrities for their Super Bowl pick. Why in the world anybody would care even one iota about whom a celebrity is backing to win the Super Bowl is beyond me, but this list in incredibly amusing anyway. The combination of who they asked combined with some of the reasons people made their choices is definitely worth a laugh. "Maya Angelou's Super Bowl pick" sounds like an absurd Saturday Night Live sketch.