The RotoWire Blog has been retired.

These archives exist as a way for people to continue to view the content that had been posted on the blog over the years.

Articles will no longer be posted here, but you can view new fantasy articles from our writers on the main site.

I could hear the screams from here...

What's the over-under on "televisions broken by a thrown shoe/remote control/plate of hot wings" at about 10pm last night?

And what's a suitable punishment for Leodis McKelvin?