In one league I got skunked, in another league one of my competitors went #Bananas claiming Johnny Damon. Full results:
Main Event (112.5 points, 1/15 to begin the day, 10/420 overall)
| Team | Player | Bid | Runner-Up |
| The Strained Obliques | Johnny Damon (LF) | 527 | 14 |
| Murder Inc. | Rafael Soriano (MR) | 281 | 43 |
| Murder Inc. | Andrew Cashner (MR) | 269 | 168 |
| Las Vegas Ratpack 2 | Kyle Seager (3B) | 179 | 135 |
| Vinnies team too | Will Middlebrooks (3B) | 143 | 85 |
| Las Vegas Ratpack 2 | Will Venable (RF) | 119 | 48 |
| Piggy | Jarrod Dyson (CF) | 78 | 37 |
| Team Erickson | Joe Blanton (SP) | 77 | 55 |
| Piggy | John Buck (C) | 58 | |
| Low Talkers | Ernesto Frieri (MR) | 55 | 45 |
| Sakas' hitters | Cody Ransom (3B) | 51 | |
| Low Talkers | Luke Gregerson (MR) | 41 | 26 |
| Velociraptors of Victory | Wilson Betemit (3B) | 40 | 25 |
| Broccoli and Anal Sex | Gordon Beckham (2B) | 38 | 28 |
| Team Jurney | Edward Mujica (MR) | 37 | 21 |
| MORONS+ WAY-D | Alex Liddi (3B) | 31 | |
| Sakas' hitters | Laynce Nix (1B) | 31 | |
| Texas Connection | Paul Maholm (SP) | 30 | |
| Velociraptors of Victory | Tyler Pastornicky (SS) | 23 | |
| Sakas' hitters | Brian Fuentes (MR) | 16 | |
| Team Jurney | Taylor Green (3B) | 13 | |
| Sakas' hitters | Ryan Cook (MR) | 11 | |
| Team Jurney | Brandon Inge (3B) | 9 | |
| Sakas' hitters | Ryan Hanigan (C) | 2 | |
| The Strained Obliques | Joel Peralta (MR) | 2 | |
| DiamondKing | Brad Peacock (SP) | 1 | |
| The Flaming Roosters | Chris Heisey (LF) | 1 | |
| Team Erickson | Brent Lillibridge (RF) | 1 |
Another week brings another slew of closer chaos bids. Seriously, I don't think I've seen such chaos in such a compact period of time. I'm leading my league in saves, and yet my closers are shaky - Chris Perez, Brandon League and a pseudo-closer in Kenley Jansen (that got a little closer with Guerra's blown save today), so I was in on the bidding on Soriano, Cashner, Frieri - Dolis was already picked up last week. Sort of bummed I didn't get Frieri - I really like his skill set, but the Scott Downs injury (and now the news on LaTroy Hawkins) bumped up his price. I was at $45 on him.
More bothersome though was missing out on my top hitting options - I can only use Lillibridge if he's guaranteed more playing time or if there are more injuries to my team. I'm really crossing my fingers on the Desmond Jennings injury right now. My hitting has been great, but I'm a little light on stolen bases. I should have bid a lot more on Jarrod Dyson (I was the $37 bid).
Cuts this week: Bruce Chen, Mat Gamel.
NFBC Satellite League (87 points, 4/15)
| Team | Player | Bid | Runner-Up |
| Team Beeler | Rafael Dolis (MR) | 211 | 176 |
| Fox Force Five | Ernesto Frieri (MR) | 171 | 50 |
| Fox Force Five | Steve Cishek (MR) | 157 | 151 |
| Old School | Felipe Paulino (SP) | 157 | 69 |
| Old School | Kyle Seager (3B) | 155 | 91 |
| MAHALO | Rafael Soriano (MR) | 98 | 69 |
| Dickie V | Gordon Beckham (2B) | 89 | 41 |
| Sack Satellite | Andy Dirks (LF) | 49 | |
| Motorboat Jones | Edward Mujica (MR) | 49 | |
| Fox Force Five | Wilson Betemit (3B) | 37 | 13 |
| MAHALO | David Phelps (MR) | 36 | |
| The Voice of Reason | Cody Ransom (3B) | 33 | |
| The Voice of Reason | Jorge De La Rosa (SP) | 33 | |
| Sack Satellite | Will Middlebrooks (3B) | 29 | 13 |
| Tiger Slappy Eri Sat | Johnny Damon (LF) | 25 | |
| Golden XM | Brian Matusz (SP) | 21 | 19 |
| Golden XM | Randall Delgado (SP) | 21 | 5 |
| Toasted Oat Squares | Rick Ankiel (CF) | 19 | 9 |
| Team DeMay | Ryan Sweeney (RF) | 18 | 11 |
| Tiger Slappy Eri Sat | Aaron Harang (SP) | 14 | 11 |
| Sack Satellite | Taylor Green (3B) | 14 | |
| Golden XM | Jeff Keppinger (2B) | 11 | |
| Golden XM | Chris Getz (2B) | 11 | 7 |
| Tiger Slappy Eri Sat | Ryan Cook (MR) | 11 | |
| Dickie V | Brent Lillibridge (RF) | 9 | |
| Golden XM | Paul Maholm (SP) | 4 | 1 |
| Fox Force Five | Hector Sanchez (C) | 3 | |
| The Voice of Reason | Kevin Correia (SP) | 1 | |
| Dickie V | Placido Polanco (3B) | 1 | |
| Birraioli | Josh Tomlin (SP) | 1 |
This team is in a little bit of trouble. I've likely lost Cory Luebke for the season, and Dan Hudson has been out for a while. I was in on the bidding on about eight of these players, only to get outbid all over the place. Oh, and I had Luke Hochevar active for me this week. Unacceptable.