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Going Tapioca at the Accenture Match Play

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Eventually the snow will melt and they'll have to play golf. Let's make it more fun with some mythical picks against the number.

For entertainment use, only.

Pettersson over Fowler
100 jelly beans to win 115

Woods over Howell
240 jelly beans to win 100
(yes, it's generally a horrendous idea to risk a lot to win a little, but this still feels like an overlay)

Siem over Donald
100 jelly beans to win 210

To be continued in Rounds 2 and onward, depending on how many jelly beans I have left.